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A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

Just a line to say I’m living, That I'm not amongst the dead. Though I'm getting more forgetful And mixed up in the head. I've got used to my arthritis To my dentures I’m resigned I can cope with my bifocals, But - oh how I miss my mind. Sometimes I can't remember When I'm

SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION REQUIRED: Find someone who will buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, and the front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mo

How can I compare your beauty to other faces? You seduce me in the sunshine unashamedly, knowing I cannot look away. My soul cries out more, more, and again I search your dark eyes until I'm strapped in a trance like state. You proceed to tease my lips wi

I was asked for an honest opinion, and replied without second thought, about the dress that she was now wearing, at Debenham's recently bought. I replied a little too frankly, about colour, shape and size, and learned a valuable lesson, about women and telling lies ! Copyr

1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. 3. Follow the three Rules: Respect for self Respect for others and Responsibility for all your actions. 4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonder

FUNNY WINSTON CHURCHILL QUOTES When I am abroad I always make it a rule never to criticise or attack the Government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. "A sheep in sheep's clothing" On Clement Atlee A modest man, who

THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male: Playing football without a helmet. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. female: The open