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funny sms-wrong person
wanted to send u something nice
that would make u smile but the postman told me to
get out of the mailbox!
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome
and the beautiful. We have
obviously
sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for
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25 Ways To Cope With Stress.
1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and
sneeze them out. See how many you
can do at a time.
2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and
vice-versa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says "have a nice day",
tell them you have
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cute
I saw sumthing in da shop window
2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful
& adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i
realised it was my own
REFLECTION
Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a
kitten thats what u are.bundles
of joy
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Egg story
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Pictures - Funny cartoons
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Bank robber stealing
The following is supposedly a true story. To be
included, besides being true, the story is most
likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
LOS ANGELES TIMES, December 9:
A man walked into a branch of the Antelope Valley
Bank and handed a teller a note demanding money.
The man had one hand in
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The Worst Book I've Ever Read
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to
the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the
librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've
ever read!" "It has NO plot and far too
many characters!"
The librarian looks up and calmly remarks -
"So, you're the one who too
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Jokes - Blonde jokes
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Misery Is.
not having any money when the representative comes
to your house selling
Mafia cookies.
laughing at your husband because he can't get into
his old army uniform and
then you can't get into your old maternity dress.
going on your honeymoon and having the motel
employees t
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Acronyms
AAAAA The Organization for Drunk Drivers
AOL Anti On-Line
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
ARMY Ain't a Real Marine Yet (thanks to Ernest
Sewell IV)
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered
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Persons an languages
A person who speaks two languages is bilingual...A
person who speaks three languages is
trilingual...A person who speaks four or more
languages is multilingual.
What is a person who speaks one language?
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funny sms- word games
Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle
peep.Im not half as thunk as u
drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand
here da longer i get
Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i
could write was: "noh ss!w
!".
it didn't
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Some interesting things to impress your friends with.
1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of
dynamite.
3. There are 293 ways to make change for a
dollar.
4. The average person's left hand does 56%
of the typing.
5. A shark is the only fish that can blink
with both eyes.
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Funny George Bernard Shaw Quotes
FUNNY QUOTES BY GEORGE
BERNARD SHAW
"Which painting in the National Gallery would
I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the
door of course."
"Those who can do, those who can't
teach."
"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are
automatically
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Funny George Bernard Shaw Quotes
FUNNY QUOTES BY GEORGE
BERNARD SHAW
"Which painting in the National Gallery would
I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the
door of course."
"Those who can do, those who can't
teach."
"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are
automatically
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Funny quotes - Famous quotes
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Funny Music Quotes
Funny Music Quotes
"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as
a joke, but the Scotts
haven't seen the joke yet."
Oliver Herford.
"Most rock journalism is people who can't
write interviewin
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Funny Writers&Critics Quotes
FUNNY QUOTES BY WRITERS & CRITICS
"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the
full effect of alphabet
soup?"
John Mendosa.
"What's another word for thesaurus?"
Steven Wright .
"This is the sixth book I've written, whic
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Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
FUNNY QUOTES BY GROUCHO
MARX
"Behind every successful man is a woman,
behind her is his
wife."
"Marry me and I'll never look at another
horse!"
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a
cigar is alw
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The Wave
Love yourself
Say what you feel
Ask for what you need
Be emotionally brave
Reveal what makes you feel loved
Go easy on yourself
Celebrate the exceptional
Praise the ordinary
Do the extrodinary ordinary thing
Be a person of your word
Criticize only in private
Do the unexpected
Behave your
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Alabama Mom To Alabama Son.
Dear Son,
I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read
fast. We don't live where we did when
you left. Your dad read in the paper where
most accidents happened within twenty miles of
home, so we moved. I won't be able to
send you the address as the las
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Top 10 Reasons To Become A Nurse
The Bureau of Labor Statistics reports employment
among Registered Nurses (RNs) will grow faster
than the average for all occupations. Demand for
quality nurses continues to rise due to the
increase in the median age of the US population.
Many people in today’s workforce don’t
realize th
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Let me Love You-Tragic Love Story
Once upon a time, there was once a guy who was
very much in love with this
girl. This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces
of papercranes as a gift to his
girl. Although, at that
time he was just a small executive in his company,
his f
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