If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag,
Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin
2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next?

Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty
quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part?

girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong
button u'll be disconnected!

A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents
u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!

THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN ACCIDENT.PLEASE
REPORT TO UR NEAREST HOSPITAL TO BE PUT DOWN.WE APOLOGISE 4 ANY
INCONVINIENCE

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the
next 12 months!!!!

why do i text u? its my choice its my way of sayin dat i remembr u. why do i
remembr u? il neva know its not my choice its my hearts.

Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the beautiful sky and the endless
horizon....& suddenly I thought...where on earth is my roof?

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire
me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?

Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas
and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text

God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made
whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!