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If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas! Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru

Wishin u a day full of fun,100s of gifts frm every1, sweet as honey & full of money, may all ur dreams come tru, happy birthday 2 u! Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's

wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox! This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet! I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station

I'm a self-made man. We accept your apology. Why don't you go home and brush up on your ignorance. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. He doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. All foam, no beer. He fell

☻God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. ☻For the hand that rocks the

☻Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.   ☻Reality is an illusion that

☻NEWSFLASH.. Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one

☻From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen

KILL THAT LOSER WITH SOME CRACKING TXT INSULTS   ☻Them: You:

☻Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you? 

☻BLINKING STARS

       HAHA...THESE BABIES NEVER FAIL ☻Put your crash helmet on,

☻I asked an angel 2 watch over u, but he back sooner than xpected!i asked y?He said "an angel doesnt need 2 watch over an angel!"

☻He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't w

☻As a final incentive before giving up a difficult task,try to imagine it succeessfully accompliced by someone you voilently hate

☻Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming,

☻To do ist to be (Socrates). To be is to do (Plato). Do be do be do (Sinatra) &

☻Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.   ☻A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.   ☻All computers wait at the