Love

Here is a collection of some really funny love quotes. Smirk, smile or just laugh aloud after reading these funny love quotes.

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Roses r blue, Violets r red, Im crap with colours, but wicked in bed. roses r red, poppys r 2, but ill do anything 2 b with you Roses r red Voilets r blue 2 hell wiv da colors I really luvs u Roses r red, sky lights r blue! Love

8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... i love you I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian angel, so i could

There’s a kiss 2 say I luv u, there’s a kiss 2 say its true, But the kiss I luv the best is the one I got from u! A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes &

I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy

sum friends e worth bein thrown,sum r good 2keep,sume r 2 b treasured 4ever;i think u r the one 2 be thrown in the treasure box 2be kept 4ever wherever you go, whatever you do, you know ill always be there for you, so if youre alone, theres no

If I get scared,wld u hold me tight?If I make a mistake,wld u make it rite?If I build a fire,wld u watch over e flame?If I say i miss u,wld u feel e same? My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, M

i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite 8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... i love you Uve won m

Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u! If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i woodnt b here id b wiv u.Distance is

There is a gift that gold cannot buy a blessing dats rare & true.dats d gift of a wonderful mum, and that luvly mum is u! Baby only for u, Would I touch ur poo, Let you wee, All over me, I'll pick ur nose & kiss ur toes, Clean your bum, Because I'm

I asked an angel 2 watch over u, but he back sooner than xpected!i asked y?He said "an angel doesnt need 2 watch over an angel!" What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much

Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1 Thought of u 2day,dats not new,thought of u yesterday + da day b4 2, ill think of u 2mor + my whol

if ur askin if id hurt u da ansa is nevaif ur askin if i luv u da ansa is 4eva.if ur askin if i want u da ansa is i do.if ur askin wot i value most da ansa is u if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian ang

From the very Begining, the girl's family objected strongly on her dating this guy. Saying that it has got to do with family background & that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were

"When I was six years old I met him in the playground and he came up to me with a daisy, just the one, and knelt on both knees and asked me to marry him. So I pushed him over then ran away. Two days later he came

(A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle) Girl: Slow down. Im scared. Guy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not. Please, its to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him) G

A girl in love asked her boyfriend. Girl: Tell me. Who do you love most in this world? Boy: You, of course! Girl: In your heart, what am I to you? Boy: The boy thought for a moment and looked intently in her eyes and said, "You are my rib. It was said that

A girl was sitting on a chair at the gas station she worked at. She looked up and saw her boyfriend walk in. As he was looking at snacks, a man walked in and pointed a gun at her. He had been admiring her ring her boyfriend

Once upon a time, there was once a guy who was very much in love with this girl. This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of papercranes as a gift to his girl. Although, at that time he was just a small executive in his company, his f

One fine day, an old couple around the age of 70, walks into a lawyer's office. Apparently, they are there to file a divorce. Lawyer was very puzzled, after having a chat with them, he got their story.... This couple had been quarreling all their 40