A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"
The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."
The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"
The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"
I love coffee, maybe too much. Cups of coffee,
coffee smoothies, iced coffee from
McDonald’s - you name it I’ll drink it
(and alot of it). I can’t drink just one cup
either, I can drink it all day. Anyone else have
this problem? Not sure? Well, if at least 10 of
these 25 signs you’re drinking too much
coffee applies to you… you might be
1. Juan Valdez named his donkey after
2. You name your cats
“Cream” and “Sugar.”
3. You walk twenty miles on your
treadmill before you realize it&r