Funny stuff - Computers

Computers Jokes And Funny Stories

Jokes and funny stories about computers, programmers and users. Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse? Cursor: What you become when your computer crashes. Back Up My Hard Drive? I can't find the reverse switch! Bad FAT? My hard disk has high cholesterol? What

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Windows : Just another pain in the glass Double your drive space - delete Windows! Ever noticed how fast Windows runs? Neither did I... Windows : Turn your pentium into an XT Windows : The Gates of hell Windows : The colourful clown suit for DOS Windows 95 is out... (PC Magazine 2013) Windows

Winerr 001 : Windows loaded - System in danger Winerr 002 : No error - yet Winerr 003 : Dynaimc Linking Error - Your mistake is now in every file Winerr 004 : Erroneous Error - Nothing is wrong Winerr 005 : Multitasking Attempted - System confused Winerr 006 : Malicious Error - Desq

In our complex technical environment there are many opportunities for a competent technical individual to be the subject of technical harassment. Sometimes it can be so subtle that you may not even be aware you are being harassed. Worse yet, you may inadvertently

Your service provider calls *you* for tech support. Someone at work tells you a joke, and you say "LOL!" You have ever had a dream about the people in your channels. You have to scroll through your popup menu. You watch T.V. with closed captioning turned on. Your friend Tom tells you

[1] You can put an Amiga under a short leg on a table. [2] You can use an Amiga for a kitty litter box. [3] You can scrap an Amiga and use it as spare parts for a radio. [4] You can use an Amiga as a car stop when you park on a steep hill. [5] You can use an Amiga when your teacher