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☻I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.

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Married life is full of excitement and frustration: * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. It is true that love is blind but marriage is de

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to

The TV wouldn't bloody work, I thought that I would die, when hubby piped up come to bed, with a twinkle in his eye. I thought my luck had changed for sure, as I followed him to bed, be a good girl and put on the black and not the red. So I dashed off for a shower and

I never believed in Angels Just another fairy tale I was told Dreams and wishes they too Were for others to behold Why should I believe in such silly things My life would never change Just because of an Angel with wings I find that very strange Little did I realize, an Angel I might need

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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses hi