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Roses r blue, Violets r red, Im crap with colours, but wicked in bed. roses r red, poppys r 2, but ill do anything 2 b with you Roses r red Voilets r blue 2 hell wiv da colors I really luvs u Roses r red, sky lights r blue! Love

☻You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!  

☻Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside …

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. The accident occured when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle. I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the othe

☻20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand  

"When I was six years old I met him in the playground and he came up to me with a daisy, just the one, and knelt on both knees and asked me to marry him. So I pushed him over then ran away. Two days later he came

A path winding across the horizon over mountains, across seas through blue skies and gray never ceasing, continuous. My love for you. - A.J. Miller -

KILL THAT LOSER WITH SOME CRACKING TXT INSULTS   ☻Them: You:

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy

sum friends e worth bein thrown,sum r good 2keep,sume r 2 b treasured 4ever;i think u r the one 2 be thrown in the treasure box 2be kept 4ever wherever you go, whatever you do, you know ill always be there for you, so if youre alone, theres no

BITE OF U The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I'll have to take a bite of you.   UR SMILE Your smile is a general my heart a soldier   STARS

If I had a thousand pages, I could never name them all, The reasons that I love you, For the list would be too tall. I love you for the melody, I hear within your voice. The way your blue eyes hold me, A captive, but by choice. I love you for your gentle hands, That melt away my pain.

MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX -------------------- 01. Nothing improves with age. 02. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it. 03. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 04. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. 05. No sex with anyone

☻Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you

Once upon a time, there was a prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, the following year he was allowed to sp

Chemistry Professor Wears a white lab coat. This may actually be clean but does not have to be. Practical Chemistry professor have a brand new coat that has never been in the lab. Polymer Chemistry professors have strange glop on their coat, and Introductory Che

"I'M GOING FISHING" Translated: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "IT'S A GUY THING" Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern co

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP! "In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in