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The Godfather
An Italian family that lives near me
had a welcome addition to their family
And for miles around with vino and grins
happy folk celebrated the birth of twins.
So proudly their father named Anthony -
well he was Italian, what else could it be?
Gave serious thought to who he wo
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Funny poems - Family,Friends Poems
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The Good Sport
A shame it was about old Bert, they said,
A drinking man, a sport, a thoroughbred;
He' d never meant ill to beast nor mankind
And seldom would utter a word unkind.
Forgot, meanwhile, the less than perfect Bert,
Libido pert and ego girted Bert,
Attractive flirt and far from call
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Funny poems - Wedding poems
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Wisdom sms Messages
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smile is a curve that
can.Straighten out a lot
of things.
☻life
is short! if you
dont look around once in a
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SMS Messages
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Funny Definitions
Adolescence, n:
The stage between puberty and adultery.
Adult, n:
One old enough to know better.
Adultery, n:
Putting yourself in someone else's position.
Afternoon, n:
That part of the day we spend worrying about how
we wasted the morning
Ambition, n:
An ant crawling up an elephan
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Jokes - Funny Jokes
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True Computer Illiteracy Stories.
A guy called and said, "My computer blew
up!" But, really,
he had only experienced the 'starfield'
screensaver.
When one person wanted to use with the mouse, they
picked it up,
pointed it at the screen and clicked it like a
remote control.
I was in the Univ. of Crete
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Funny stuff - True Stories
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101 Christmas gift ideas for the woman in your life
Bedroom board games. Board games aren't just for
kids anymore. There are plenty of sexy board games
that bring fun and a sense of competition into the
bedroom. A well-done game like Monogamy, Postman's
Knock, or Naughty Dice is a fun way to get close.
A gift like this is sure to lead to a memorabl
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Advices
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Huge Collection Of Quotes.
McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom:
If an item is advertised as "under $50",
you can bet it's not $19.95.
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Van Roy's Law:
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other
toys.
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How long a minute is depends on which side of the
bathroom door you're on.
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Funny stuff - Miscellaneous
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True facts
Any month that has a Friday the 13th also
has a Wednesday the 25th.
John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.
In 21 states, Wal-Mart is the single largest
employer.
Jim Gordon, drummer of Derek and the Dominos
("Layla"), killed his mother with a claw
hammer
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Facts - Other Facts
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