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Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

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At Christmas Time At Christmas Time

At Xmas time when we were kids, we were bloody poor, and Santa weren't too generous when he knocked upon our door But we made do by saving up, yes every little bit "We may be poor" said dear old Dad, "but I dont give a shit!" Our Xmas tree

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Yo Mama's So Fat Jokes 8 Yo Mama's So Fat Jokes 8

Yo Mama's so fat if I put a firecracker up her ass, and it exploded she would be feeding kids in India for years Your momma is so fat she changed the phrase "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"! Yo momma so fat that when I ran around her I got lost! Yo momma s

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Mother's dictionary Mother's dictionary

Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside. Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins. Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. Family plan

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From Bad To Worse 2. From Bad To Worse 2.

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: You can't find your birth control pills Worse: Your daughter borrowed them Good: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there Worse: You're in them Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He's a cros

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Funny Quotes About Children Funny Quotes About Children

FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT CHILDREN "Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your children." Sam Levinson. "Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off." Ralph Bus. "There are

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Marriage quotes 03 Marriage quotes 03

There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!" Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense. Whe

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50 Actual Newspaper Headlines. 50 Actual Newspaper Headlines.

1.Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 2.Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 3.Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 4.Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case 5.Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents 6.Farmer Bill Dies in House 7.Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 8.I

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Funny Tommy Cooper Quotes Funny Tommy Cooper Quotes

FUNNY QUOTES BY TOMMY COOPER "Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off." "A blind bloke walks into a shop

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Hick computer terms Hick computer terms

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter. Log Off: Don't add no wood. Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove. Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup. Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin'. Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood. Ram: The hydrolic

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☻NEWSFLASH.. Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one

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Christmas Christmas

I've been getting ready for Christmas I'm revving up for the great day my credit card's cracked and my freezer is packed 'cause I started my shopping in May The mistletoe's hanging in bunches 'cause the odd Christmas kiss isn't wrong and the Vicar I've found - quite l

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Best Known Man In the World Best Known Man In the World

Well Sulio's boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. "Tom Selleck! I bet you don't know Tom Selleck!" Sulio says "Tom Selleck! Tom and I were in boy scouts together when we were kids!" but Sulio's boss says "No you weren't!" then Sulio says "Yes

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How To Create The Perpetual Party. How To Create The Perpetual Party.

Most parties of this day and age are small events; rarely bringing in more than fifty to sixty people. A majority of these parties are sponsored by high school kids who love being killed by their parents. All this is nice and well, but if you want a real

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Windows Jokes. Windows Jokes.

Windows : Just another pain in the glass Double your drive space - delete Windows! Ever noticed how fast Windows runs? Neither did I... Windows : Turn your pentium into an XT Windows : The Gates of hell Windows : The colourful clown suit for DOS Windows 95 is out... (PC Magazine 2013) Windows

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Codgering Codgering

I wake up each morning, scratch my ass and head, Then read the day's obits to see if I'm dead, And seeing I'm not I get up for a piddle, Then crawl back in bed where I diddle a little. At six I make coffee and drink it down black, And eat me some toast, without teeth I just

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And God Created Woman And God Created Woman

In the garden of Eden walked Adam, alone and a trifle forlorn. For he hadn't a miss or a madam, and he whimpered every morn. "What's the matter with you?" said Jehovah "I've given you Eden you know, and now that you've looked the place over, I thought you'd be

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A Politically Correct Christmas Story A Politically Correct Christmas Story

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves". "Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves. And labour conditions at the North Pole were alleg

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