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Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

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Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

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For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?

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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long

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A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

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It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

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I've been getting ready for Christmas I'm revving up for the great day my credit card's cracked and my freezer is packed 'cause I started my shopping in May The mistletoe's hanging in bunches 'cause the odd Christmas kiss isn't wrong and the Vicar I've found - quite l

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A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

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A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

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God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : I hope she will make herself up!

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Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

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43 Metaphors For Stupidity 43 Metaphors For Stupidity

1.Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 2.A few clowns short of a circus. 3.An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. 4.The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. 5.All foam, no beer. 6.Has an IQ of 2 but... it takes 3 to grunt. 7.Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. 8.Co

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God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

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Girl and mother Girl and mother

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

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It was late and Charlie was about to climb into bed when his wife informed him that there was a light on in their garden shed. Charlie started to go outside to turn off the light but noticed some people in the shed who were busy stealing his things. He ran back inside right away and called the cops

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I'm a self-made man. We accept your apology. Why don't you go home and brush up on your ignorance. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. He doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. All foam, no beer. He fell

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☻He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't w

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I was teaching a very basic class in BASIC programming to a group of adults. Adults who have never been around computers before are very nervous and much harder to teach than children, however I am a patient person so I enjoy their successes. However, I must share the following: After putting a sh

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FUNNY BUSINESS QUOTES "A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation." Howard Scott. "I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons." Douglas Adams. "I always arrive late a

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