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roses
Roses r blue, Violets r red, Im
crap with colours, but wicked in
bed.
roses r red, poppys r 2, but ill do anything
2 b with you
Roses r red Voilets r blue 2 hell wiv da colors
I really luvs u
Roses r red, sky lights r blue! Love
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Funny Business Quotes
FUNNY BUSINESS QUOTES
"A criminal is a person with predatory
instincts who has not
sufficient capital to form a corporation."
Howard Scott.
"I'm spending a year dead for tax
reasons."
Douglas Adams.
"I always arrive late a
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Absurd sms Messages
☻Linux is like
a wigwam, no
windows, no gates and an
apache inside …
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Funny Authors Quotes
FUNNY AUTHORS QUOTES
I love being a writer. What I can't
stand is the paperwork."
Peter De Vries
"About the most originality
that any writer can hope to achieve honestly
is to steal with good
judgment."
Josh Bi
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Funny Celebrity Insults
FUNNY CELEBRITY INSULTS
"A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert
Einstein but with the
attention span of Daffy Duck."
Tom Shales talking about Robin Williams
"When they asked Jack Benny to do something
for the Ac
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Funny Money Quotes
FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT MONEY AND FINANCE
"The only reason I
made a commercial for American
Express was to pay for my American Express
bill."
Peter Ustinov.
"More and more these days I find myself
pondering
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Funny Quotes About Men
FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT MEN
"The male is a domestic animal which, if
treated with firmness and
kindness, can be trained to do most things."
Jilly Cooper.
"You know when you put a stick in water and
it looks bent? Tha
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Funny Consumerism Quotes
FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT CONSUMERISM AND GREED
"There must be more to life than having
everything!"
Maurice Sendak.
"Be glad that you're greedy; the national
economy would collapse if you weren't."
Mignon McLaughlin.
"The only reason a great many A
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Funny Academic Quotes
FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT ACADEMIA
"Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it
is not true. But if it is,
let us pray that it may not become
generally known."
FA Montagu.
"There are lies, damned lies and
statistics.&quo
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Funny Mathematics Quotes
"I don't believe in mathematics."
Albert Einstein
"Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is
not fully human. At best he
is a tolerable subhuman who has
learned to wear shoes, bathe, and not make
messes in the
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Funny American Presidents Quotes
FUNNY QUOTES FROM AMERICAN PRESIDENTS
"I have often wanted to drown my troubles,
but I can't get my wife to
go swimming."
Jimmy Carter.
"I have orders to be awakened at any time in
the case of a national
emergen
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Funny Doctor Quotes
FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT DOCTORS AND MEDICINE
"My doctor gave me six months to live, but
when I couldn't pay the bill
he gave me six months more."
Walter Matthau.
"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should
have his head
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Funny British Political Quotes
FUNNY QUOTES FROM BRITISH POLITICS
"The labour Party has lost the last four
elections. If they lose
another, they get to keep the liberal
party."
Clive Anderson.
"If the word 'No' was removed from the
English lan
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Funny Famous Women Quotes
FUNNY QUOTES BY FAMOUS WOMEN
"I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't
remember their names."
Zsa Zsa Gabor
"If men can run the world, why can't they
stop wearing neckties? How
intelligent is it to start the
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Funny International Political Quotes
FUNNY QUOTES FROM INTERNATIONAL POLITICS
"China is a big country, inhabited by many
Chinese."
Former French President Charles de Gaulle.
"Traditionally most of Australia's imports
come from overseas."
Former Australian cabinet mi
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Funny Democracy & Government Quotes
FUNNY QUOTES ON DEMOCRACY AND GOVERNMENT
"Democracy is being allowed to vote for the
candidate you dislike
least."
Robert Byrne.
"Democracy is too good to share with just
anybody."
Nigel Rees.
"A government that robs Pete
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Run
I was teaching a very basic class in BASIC
programming to a group of adults. Adults who have
never been around computers before are very
nervous and much harder to teach than children,
however I am a patient person so I enjoy their
successes.
However, I must share the following:
After putting a sh
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Funny Quotes on Death
FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT DEATH
"Always go to other people's funerals,
otherwise they won't come to
yours."
Yogi Berra.
"Death is a low chemical trick played on
everybody except sequoia
trees."
JJ Furnas.
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Funny Oscar Wilde Quotes
FUNNY QUOTES BY OSCAR
WILDE
"In married life three is company and two
none."
From 'The Importance of Being Earnest' 1895.
"To lose one parent may be regarded as a
misfortune; to lose
both looks like carelessness."
From 'T
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Science facts
Most Americans in the highest-earning one percent
of the population (median annual income: $330,000)
don't consider themselves rich according to a
Worth-Roper Starch Survey.
Despite the name, the Salmonella bacteria that
cause severe gastric problems have nothing to do
with fish. The first
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