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Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u! If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i woodnt b here id b wiv u.Distance is

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In Angels I Believe In Angels I Believe

I never believed in Angels Just another fairy tale I was told Dreams and wishes they too Were for others to behold Why should I believe in such silly things My life would never change Just because of an Angel with wings I find that very strange Little did I realize, an Angel I might need

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Favorite Love Quotes #1     Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.     Franklin P. Jones Favorite Love Quotes #2     At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.     Plato Favorite Love Quote

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Favorite Romantic Quotes #1     Real love stories never have endings.     Richard Bach Favorite Romantic Quotes #2     Two souls and one thought, two hearts and one pulse.     Halen Favorite Romantic Quotes #3    

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Favorite Funny Love Quotes #1     I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate -- but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.     Alf Whit Favorite Funny Love Quotes #2     I w

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A stranger you were once. Then, with a gentle look you took my hand. As our lives engaged, you lit my life and I held both your hands. Now that decades have passed, ours souls have indeed become one. How fortunate we are that we have found the love so true that everyone dreams about. - L

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Drink Troubleshooting. Drink Troubleshooting.

SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION REQUIRED: Find someone who will buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, and the front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mo

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Favorite Cute Love Quotes #1     LOVE: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.     Mark Twain Favorite Cute Love Quotes #2     I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough.     Regina 'Age 1

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Favorite Sad Love Quotes #1     Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion.     Javan Favorite Sad Love Quotes #2     It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.     Samuel But

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Dreams I dream of your touch while you are away, I dream of your smile all through the day, I remember the day, You came into my life, I dream of the day I will be your wife. I dream of the day I can fall asleep next to you, I dream of the day I can say I do. To be your wife, To be toge

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Pick Up Lines. Pick Up Lines.

You Say: Hi, how do you feel today? They Say: Fine. You Say: I asked how you felt, not how you look! Is it hot in here, or is it just you? If I told you you had a beautiful body/chest, would you hold it against me? Give Out Cards Or Where A Pin That Says... Smile if you wa

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FUNNY QUOTES BY AMBROSE BIERCE "An acquaintance is someone we know well enough to borrow from but not enough to lend to." "An ambassador is a person who, having failed to secure an office from the people, is given one

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FUNNY QUOTES BY EDDIE IZZARD "I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup." "I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less." "Excuse me, do you have a pencil?" "Never put a sock in a toaster." &

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Reflections of a Beautiful Morning The sun rises above the hillcrest, As does the joy of my heart. Rays of warmth and love, From her I will never depart. Fresh dew upon the grass, Young birds chirp in their nests. I watch her gently sleep, My love to her I silently profess. I enjoy th

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Love Defined What is love, but an emotion, So strong and so pure, That nurtured and shared with another All tests it will endure? What is love, but a force To bring the mighty low, With the strength to shame the mountains And halt time’s ceaseless flow? What is love, but a triumph, A

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FUNNY QUOTES BY DENIS LEARY "I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?" "We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest. Yoko Ono is sta

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FUNNY QUOTES BY SPIKE MILLIGAN "Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy." "I speak Esparanto like a native." "In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesig

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FUNNY QUOTES BY GEORGE BERNARD SHAW "Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course." "Those who can do, those who can't teach." "Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically

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FUNNY QUOTES BY GEORGE BERNARD SHAW "Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course." "Those who can do, those who can't teach." "Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically

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The Wave The Wave

Love yourself Say what you feel Ask for what you need Be emotionally brave Reveal what makes you feel loved Go easy on yourself Celebrate the exceptional Praise the ordinary Do the extrodinary ordinary thing Be a person of your word Criticize only in private Do the unexpected Behave your

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