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TEN TOP THINGS NOT TO SAY ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY TEN TOP THINGS NOT TO SAY ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together? 7. I thought we only celebrated important events? 6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband. 5. You do

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Marriage quotes 11 Marriage quotes 11

My other wife is beautiful. My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave

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How to Get A Good Night Sleep How to Get A Good Night Sleep

By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the very last hotel and went into the office. "You've got to have a room somewhere" he pleaded." -- Or just a bed - I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted

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I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy

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Top ten sad love quotes Top ten sad love quotes

Favorite Sad Love Quotes #1     Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion.     Javan Favorite Sad Love Quotes #2     It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.     Samuel But

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Why Men Are Proud Of Themselves. Why Men Are Proud Of Themselves.

1. We know stuff about tanks. 2. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase. 3. We can open all our own jars. 4. We can make decisions without a support group. 5. We can leave a motel bed unmade. 6. We can kill our own food. 7. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 8. Wedd

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Din iubire...in amintiri...atat a mai ramas... Din iubire...in amintiri...atat a mai ramas...

Povestea dintre doua suflete care cu timpul s-au pierdut in lume...printre straini si de ei insisi..Totul a inceput ineput pe data de 11 septembrie 2004...sambata seara...imi aduc bine aminte cand...dintr-o gluma...ma sarutat baiatul de care eram indragostita din copilarie!intotdeauna am crezut ca i

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Din iubire...in amintiri...atat a mai ramas... Din iubire...in amintiri...atat a mai ramas...

Povestea dintre doua suflete care cu timpul s-au pierdut in lume...printre straini si de ei insisi..Totul a inceput ineput pe data de 11 septembrie 2004...sambata seara...imi aduc bine aminte cand...dintr-o gluma...ma sarutat baiatul de care eram indragostita din copilarie!intotdeauna am crezut ca i

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The Top 17 Reasons Why Your Family Is Dysfunctional. The Top 17 Reasons Why Your Family Is Dysfunctional.

17. New bill to ban assault weapons specifically mentions your family. 16. Your vacations are planned through AA instead of AAA. 15. Your mother and your pre-teen sister always fighting over the last beer. 14. In the middle of family reunion, FBI cuts power to ranch. 13.

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Mother's dictionary Mother's dictionary

Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside. Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins. Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. Family plan

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Funny Stories About Women Car Drivers Funny Stories About Women Car Drivers

Here are a few jokes and funny stories about women car drivers.   A traffic policeman stops a woman and asks to see her driving licence. 'Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving.' 'Well,' replies the woman, 'I have contacts.' 'Lady, I don't care who y

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What women say and what they mean What women say and what they mean

ARE YOU WILLING TO: This means you better do it. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments. FIVE M

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friendship friendship

sum friends e worth bein thrown,sum r good 2keep,sume r 2 b treasured 4ever;i think u r the one 2 be thrown in the treasure box 2be kept 4ever wherever you go, whatever you do, you know ill always be there for you, so if youre alone, theres no

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Docter Speak. Docter Speak.

What the Doctor says What the Doctor really means "This should be taken care of right away." "I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself." "Welllllll, what have we here..." Si

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Men's Rules Men's Rules

Women should learn these! Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opport

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Life Together-True Love Story Life Together-True Love Story

One fine day, an old couple around the age of 70, walks into a lawyer's office. Apparently, they are there to file a divorce. Lawyer was very puzzled, after having a chat with them, he got their story.... This couple had been quarreling all their 40

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And God Created Woman And God Created Woman

In the garden of Eden walked Adam, alone and a trifle forlorn. For he hadn't a miss or a madam, and he whimpered every morn. "What's the matter with you?" said Jehovah "I've given you Eden you know, and now that you've looked the place over, I thought you'd be

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Jasmin's Birthday Jasmin's Birthday

Thank you for the party Mum My birthday was such fun I know my friends will all come back When I have another one The cake you baked was special I never would have thought Mum That a no-egg, no-milk, no-butter, chocolate-free, fat-free, sugar-free, date & pumpkin cake W

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true love true love

i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite 8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... i love you Uve won m

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